i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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