u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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