She's JV to your varsity
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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