Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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