i think my mom watched the whole time
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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