were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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