No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
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three words: i give head
three words: not that well
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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