Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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