He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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