these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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