Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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