sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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