Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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