I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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