the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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A+ Viking dick
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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