Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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