She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
