well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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