I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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