just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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