what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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