i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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