How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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