i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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