i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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