We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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