let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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