you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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