There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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