Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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