I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Randomize
