He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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