honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It's shark week go big or go home
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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