You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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