my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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