i was born a porn star she said
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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