I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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