She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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