so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
In America we eat man semen.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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