Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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