Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
How's work?
Spinning.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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