i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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