And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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