I want to have your abortion
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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