For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Congratulations! We have a period
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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