i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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