do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
