You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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