can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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