they need to just BURY HIM!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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