Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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