Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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