I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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