The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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