i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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