Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"