Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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