I heard we made out
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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