How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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