I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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