May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Just high enough for therapy.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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