I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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